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14

Apr

brotherstories:

2013. The year of living generously. Let’s do this.

brotherstories:

2013.
The year of living generously.
Let’s do this.

04

Mar

14

Feb

BRAND NEW COLONY - POSTAL SERVICE

I give you what I believe is one of the most romantic songs ever written by one of the best lyricists ever. Happy Valentine’s Day!

26

Jan

funnyordie:

Realistic Coachella 2013 Poster
Here’s what the lineup REALLY looks like.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume this is what the line up actually is so I stop sad-sighing every time someone mentions Coachella.

funnyordie:

Realistic Coachella 2013 Poster

Here’s what the lineup REALLY looks like.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume this is what the line up actually is so I stop sad-sighing every time someone mentions Coachella.

09

Dec

(Source: dangerousromance)

25

Oct

18

Sep

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS JACUZZI APPEARS TO BE BROKEN AND I CAN’T GET INTO THAT ROOM OVER THERE BECAUSE THERE’S A LID ON IT.
I EXPECT A FULL REFUND.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS JACUZZI APPEARS TO BE BROKEN AND I CAN’T GET INTO THAT ROOM OVER THERE BECAUSE THERE’S A LID ON IT.

I EXPECT A FULL REFUND.

17

Sep

04

Sep

good:

Oh, hey… that long weekend looks good on you.

But now it’s back to work! So, time to…

20

Aug

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MMMPH. GGGHHHHHKKK! HNNNNNNNNMMMG. 
… WHAT ARE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE NOISES?
THE ONES YOU’RE MAKING? I DON’T KNOW.
NO, THE STABBY BAD ONES.
THEY’RE BIRDS. CHIRPING.
I HATE THEM. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE GLOW?
THE SUN. IT’S NOON.
CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT OFF? IT’S ATROCIOUS AND INVASIVE.
IT’S BENEVOLENT AND NECESSARY FOR LIFE.
CAN YOU AT LEAST SHUT OFF THE DIRBS?
BIRDS, AND NO. I HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT BUYING WINE AT 7-11.
I AM SO FULL OF REGRETS. I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MMMPH. GGGHHHHHKKK! HNNNNNNNNMMMG. 

… WHAT ARE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE NOISES?

THE ONES YOU’RE MAKING? I DON’T KNOW.

NO, THE STABBY BAD ONES.

THEY’RE BIRDS. CHIRPING.

I HATE THEM. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE GLOW?

THE SUN. IT’S NOON.

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT OFF? IT’S ATROCIOUS AND INVASIVE.

IT’S BENEVOLENT AND NECESSARY FOR LIFE.

CAN YOU AT LEAST SHUT OFF THE DIRBS?

BIRDS, AND NO. I HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT BUYING WINE AT 7-11.

I AM SO FULL OF REGRETS. I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS.