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brotherstories:

2013.
The year of living generously.
Let’s do this.

nevver:

All of my good ideas are battles

(Source: adamnk.com)

funnyordie:

Realistic Coachella 2013 Poster

Here’s what the lineup REALLY looks like.

I’m just going to go ahead and assume this is what the line up actually is so I stop sad-sighing every time someone mentions Coachella.

(Source: dangerousromance)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THIS JACUZZI APPEARS TO BE BROKEN AND I CAN’T GET INTO THAT ROOM OVER THERE BECAUSE THERE’S A LID ON IT.

I EXPECT A FULL REFUND.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MMMPH. GGGHHHHHKKK! HNNNNNNNNMMMG. 

… WHAT ARE ALL THOSE TERRIBLE NOISES?

THE ONES YOU’RE MAKING? I DON’T KNOW.

NO, THE STABBY BAD ONES.

THEY’RE BIRDS. CHIRPING.

I HATE THEM. WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE GLOW?

THE SUN. IT’S NOON.

CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT IT OFF? IT’S ATROCIOUS AND INVASIVE.

IT’S BENEVOLENT AND NECESSARY FOR LIFE.

CAN YOU AT LEAST SHUT OFF THE DIRBS?

BIRDS, AND NO. I HOPE THIS TEACHES YOU A VALUABLE LESSON ABOUT BUYING WINE AT 7-11.

I AM SO FULL OF REGRETS. I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS.